You know, this means so very much to me. 

"Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats) 06/27/2017 at 20:33 • Filed to: Buy you a bagel even if it isn't day old

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I can never fully give my heart to you, Oppo, if you don’t love it as much as I do.

I had a girlfriend who listened to that actual song so many fucking times and this was the only thing that helped me keep my sanity.

Honeybunchesofgoats > Honeybunchesofgoats 06/27/2017 at 20:37

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You like my Hyundai?

See my Hyundai?

I can take you to see your cousin Phil next Sunday.

Honeybunchesofgoats > Honeybunchesofgoats 06/27/2017 at 20:43

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I remember the first time I learned Weird Al was Not A Jew. It shook my world to its foundations and made me realize that goyim could be okay too.

Honeybunchesofgoats > Honeybunchesofgoats 06/27/2017 at 20:51

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Die-Trying, you starred this, and I’m calling you out, because you get me.

I have another burner, try to guess it! > Honeybunchesofgoats 06/27/2017 at 21:26

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What’s staff replies mean?

Honeybunchesofgoats > I have another burner, try to guess it! 06/27/2017 at 21:30

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I think it means we all get to post on the FP.

Oh yeah, baby, Jalopnik is about to get very 90s house music.

I have another burner, try to guess it! > Honeybunchesofgoats 06/27/2017 at 21:33

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They do need a day off! :)