![]() 06/27/2017 at 20:33 • Filed to: Buy you a bagel even if it isn't day old | ![]() | ![]() |
I can never fully give my heart to you, Oppo, if you don’t love it as much as I do.
I had a girlfriend who listened to that actual song so many fucking times and this was the only thing that helped me keep my sanity.
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You like my Hyundai?
See my Hyundai?
I can take you to see your cousin Phil next Sunday.
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I remember the first time I learned Weird Al was Not A Jew. It shook my world to its foundations and made me realize that goyim could be okay too.
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Die-Trying, you starred this, and I’m calling you out, because you get me.
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What’s staff replies mean?
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I think it means we all get to post on the FP.
Oh yeah, baby, Jalopnik is about to get very 90s house music.
![]() 06/27/2017 at 21:33 |
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They do need a day off! :)